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Monday, December 25, 2006

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

yeah.. so its x-mas night and I am at home. Not surprise, since it's not my family tradition to celebrate it, and most of my friends have their own plans (cunts..). Oh and I just got back from a relative's last visit, so isn't all joyous.

And also, I am heading to Singapore on 30th and back at 2nd. WEeeeE! Finally I get to leave the country! Last time I left the country was to Brunei, just for it's theme park. That was like 10 years ago. And this time joining me would be Brendon, and finally I got to have a look at the famous foam party! Malaysia wont have this shit. I wonder if that reminds them 'fun'.

It's time to rant: (The following issue might require lots of thinking and some alcohol, or some common sense, do not proceed if you do not have any one of those.)

As we all notice recently, papers and alternative online news source are talking about sex. I mean not the sex on bed, but rather about women sexy appeal. Lets hope they don't start talking about men's..

Anyway, it appears that Malaysian still can't decide what and how to wear, and still rely on the Big Boys to decide for them. It just feels like our basic right is striping away, piece by piece..

For months, different religion leaders, party leaders keep saying it was the females', or victims' fault to dress up too sexy, which lures man to rape them. Hmm. But that doesn't mean that man won't rape someone that is less sexy, example, a grandma. So, is grandma in fault? Or just that the rapist is control by a dick?

And then there is this quote that saying "..women should respect themselves and not wear sexily
.. If women not respect themselves, don't expect men to respect them.." (Deep thought..) I thought men are suppose to protect and respect women? So what he means is that by default, we should not respect our friends, sisters, wifes, and most importantly, mothers, until they wear less revealing? In that case, if someone raped my mom, and by that I assume she was wearing to revealing, and I should not respect her anymore? (I bet the one who said that bitch slaps his wife/daughter while raping or having sex)

So all in sudden, the rapist is doing right thing, of degrading women? So, there isn't any reason to punish a rapist? So women is nothing but a sex toy? Which religion practices that? I think the only way to punish a rapist is to let him feel the pain when his mother giving birth of him, by stretching his ass one side to his left ear, another side to his right toe, and pierce 3KG of weigh on his belly. And force him to knit.

Then now, some party now pointing its finger towards sex workers. As if they haven learn their lesson bashing by human rights. This time they are trying to convince sex worker to give up sex trade. My question is: For? Not seducing man and encourage man to have sex with some other random girl, like: a 15-years old girl?

Here is my understanding about sex workers. They sell sex, to those that has no hobby, and giving ass reason like 'release pressure from working' (like you can't exercise to release pressure). But indirectly, it gives less reason for those who horny, to rape. I am not supporting prostitution, but if there are less and less prostitute, where are those lonely man go to release their pressure, given that he might not have a spouse or a partner? As this bottling up, what would he do? Yes, most likely to rape. (Not all, some of them just gone insane.)

These people who think that sex workers should give up their job have to put themselves into those prostitutes' shoes, too. Are they really happy doing this? Why are they doing this for? If they have other choice, would they do it? Most of the prostitutes are work for: living, and thats for sure. Some of them have kids, some of them have family. By doing so, you are just putting them to the edge, worse, they continue doing it illegally, you catch them, their kids grow up without a mother and no money for proper education, and become scum of the society, or rapist.

I guess what I am trying to say is, prostitution has already become part of the society, and part of the economy. There is no way you are molding a prostitute-less society, in-directly encouraging rapist, and feminism is echoing in this country.

And how to dress up is the least to be concern, it's about personal, it's about lifestyle. The only thing YOU can control, is education. On religion, human rights, respect. And that has nothing to do how good you can memorize the whole Pendidkan Moral, but about how we all understand human rights. Promote human right, it's there for a reason.

If the country were to become a developed country, it is no use to prove by advance technologies and tall buildings. It should be start from mentality civilization. Not through TV but through education. It's just the matter of time people will start to touch sensitive issues like religion and racism, and forbid them to talk will only lead to more hatred and misunderstanding. I personally got yield by a small brown kid to go back to China, so I thought, who would be responsible of teaching that, if not the parents? This topic can go on-and-on, and thats not my job. Leave that to the government.

The country will not "developed", if the people still do not accept each others flaw, religion and philosophy. Asking them to shake hands and not talk about it will not solve the problem. Face it does.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Friday, December 01, 2006

Finally, I updated my blog, with streamyx!! suprise!

finally, a long waited update (not for you, for me.. i dont care what u feel.. noone cares what u feel)
so, what i've been doing? to catch up, i got to start ranting from july..

yes been studying. nope, no fun.

bascially i had lost track what i've been doing for past (july till now) 4 months(?). mostly "dedicated" to studying (heh imagine me studyuing).

september i joined aikido. cool martial art. well, the number one reason joining it its because its near my place.

and also to make use of my *ahem* lean body (hey, i work out all right, dont look at me like that). learnt few cool moves, so try to mess with me, and i'll tenji oosikan (whatever the fuck it is, i just made that up) your ass up in the wall, and get fuck like theres no tomorrow.

been preparing for exam for last 4 weeks, and its on 5th till 8th of dec, then i'll probly start working (i'm broke as a bum lost his begging mug).

and then there was this 2 weeks back, when i was in federal highway back from sunway heading towards kl, and it was raining, and its a lil jam, and then obviously theres lots of stop and go, then suddenly someone knock me from behind. heh u should look at the poor ass wira, that should leave a deep cut on his wallet, and nothing much happen to my car, maybe not yet i dont know.

well i'd like to tell something funny, but no such thing is in my mind now, as i should to go to sleep like 4 hours ago. so, if u want something funny, go tickle ur ass. its easy, stick ur finger up in your butt and wiggle. and then remember thats how the tapeworm or the mint
flos u just accidently swallow will be like.

i'm hungry.

p/s: omg this connection is getting slower and slower, i think i should fuck tmnet in the ass so hard, it yells "OH YEAH! FASTER FASTER! CUM ON MY FACE!!"

i'm hungry, and i'm still waiting.. waiting.. waiting.. till the sun burns out and shrunk into a dwarf, and spit on my face.. thats also one of the fucking reason why i dont blog. if this is how tmnet impress investor, wait, no one "invest" into tm, they just strip their money away.

those rich fuckers wana monopolize everything, yet cant get a grip of the reality, and assume everything would be all right. why spend money on 2 dumbfuck so that they can play stone and tehtarik in space? do they really worth it, or those dumbfuck rich fuckers seriously do not believe theres no gravity in outer space? cant u just log into internet and look for water interface retention? oh wait, they are not really that good in english. oh well, i guess they need a homeland astronomers to translate from english to their native language: "theres no gravity there, and i cant takir the teh, and cant play stone, mission fail!"
who the fuck on earth would see that coming?! i mean, u cant tarik teh in outer space?! my god, that would shatter some dumbasss' childhood fantasy.
i bet all these crappy waste of money really doesnt bring any benefit to the country, unless we are seeking for publicity.

p/p/s: oh wait, no-one really cares about our country.. sad, but true. cez theres nothing much worth mention bout our country in the international arena, except the orang utan in the parlimen.
ppl would be like "hi, i'm from malaysia." "malaywhat?!" "ok, u know thailand?" "yes, the country where people sex each other up with tiger show." "u know singapore?" "yes, the country
so small, they drink what they 'produce'." "ok, then malaysia between them" "oh, so theres a country that sex people up with tiger show and drinks their own pee?"
"no, not that, i mean geographically in between them" "oh, yes, thats what i ment."

now get those 2 "astronomers" into space, strip them naked and throw them directly to the earth holding a malaysian flag and watch the re-entry, now that should catch some attention.
patriotism is nothing without a purpose of doing things. instead of that, why noone in there propose to invest and develop better fuel consumption car? or fuel cell? or bio-cell? we dont plant palm oil tree for cooking only. or better still, spend more money on our 30 years old education, at least ensure our next generation wont be as dumb.

when the world is soming together to talk bout environment, robotic, internet, nanotec.
wtf are those decision makers doing? increase toll, send dumbasss' into space, drop net neutrality (thats not true).

we respect u and let u guys decide whats best for us, and thats what we get? we deserve better than that, and u know u can do better then that.
worst of all, all this comment are from me! (not all though). i'm gono update this tomorrow morning.

if they dont even care whats all the newspaper complaint section,
i assume they dont really care what i blog either. didnt our PM just hope our journalism would be more truthful? i'm doing my part.. RANT!

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

just a quick update.

yeap, its been another month, i was lazy.

so what have i done? nothing much.
first lets talk bout my work. i quit about 4 weeks ago. why? cez i enrolled into sunway college, studyin CIM for a year.

i was working in an event firm for a month before this. not a bad experience, got to go to a rave party located in melaka, and meet ning baizura in a private party which run by the event firm. all in all, it was great to work with bunch of energetic guys. u got to travel around to run events. cool, but too bad got to stop for studying.

discovered a cicak that size of a palm while

doing final clearing in old place, then
it ran away to neighbour's, heh.

then i got a new car, Toyota Avanza.

so, i just joined sunway and this is the 3rd week. hope to work part-time, but couldnt get any yet.

got to crash, and hope theres an additional million bucks in my account tomorrow. bye mofos.

Monday, June 19, 2006

A small update

Yeah, its been quite some time I didn't update. Thats due to I've been adopted by an alien. They claim that thier planet is invaded by a bunch of nachos, which is thier weakness, and they know that i like nachos, so they came and bring me to thier home planet, which located in Nebula R776M system, consisted 7 planets and a twin-star system, and it's about 17.693 light years away, not really far. Damn, the re-entry was harsh, I tell you!! After that they just give me 5 litres of fresh water in a compressed container, a all favour just-add-water dipping, and a nochosian detector (allows me to detect every nachosians within 500 KM), and then just throw my out of the ship, WTF!! Wow, that was one of the best month I've ever had. All i have only nachos. Each of them are like palm size, slightly larger then conventional nachos.

Haha, it's fun to see those nachos running around when I raided every colony. "Ahgr no! Its the giant again!!" I think thats what they were saying.
But sometimes it hurts when they have this pointy stick, but all i have to do was stomp them.

After 3 weeks, food supply drops, cez the nachozians reproduction rate was low, and thats how I ruined my life time supply of nachos, damn. During the 4th week, I have to feed on the dippings, only have a couple of nachosians baby if lucky.
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Not buying that, eh?

Fact is, I found a job in an event company, just to work for a month, till july when my course starts. Also been busy moving old stuff out of the house. Not really busy though, just got something else to occupy my time. So lazy to blog.

So since I'm lazy to making up stuff to blog, I shall go and watch football now, to withness how Brazil kicks ass.

BTW what is nachos? It keeps poping up in my head like pop-ups in the porn site.

Thursday, May 18, 2006

No!! Tell Me It's Not True! Arsenal didnt lost..

and Barcelona is bunch of homo!!

I dont deserve this kind of cruelty.. Tell me I didnt stay up late for this! Tell me I didnt waste 1 hour and 40 minutes for this~~ (well, I will stay up late anyway, as well as wasting time.)

Arsenal's goal is questionable though. In fact, I think the reff is questionable as well.

Got to crash.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

I know! I've been acting like a monkey lately!

Well, there are so many things i wana blog about, but I'm just lazy.

So lately, I've been lazying around, watch TV, read books, practice bass a bit, play some games and workouts, you know, do things between naps. So basically you can say that I am living like a corpes or zombie you saw on TV, with little bit of intelligence. Intelligence like aim at the right direction when you fart.

Just watched a documentry, about The Aristocrats, another proper word for Sick Joke or Dirty Joke. But unlike these 2, The Aristocrats can go very far, be very filthy, nasty. Example:

A man walked into a telent agency, and told the agents that he has a great act to show them. So the agent ask "What is is all about?" He said: "It is a family act. Please give me 2 minutes to show you." So, the agent said OK.

So the man starting to describe his "family act":
The actor will be a father, a mother, a son, a daugther, a grandmother and a dog.

First, the whole family will be walking into the stage, all naked. Then they will start to pee and shit all over the places. The father will shit in the daugther's mouth, the mother shits in the son's mouth, while the grandmother eats the dog's shit, while shtting. Then all of them will slide on the shit, throwing shit at each other, like snow war. Then father will start fucking the grandmother, the dog starting to fuck the mother, while the son and the daugther having a three-sm with the dog. Then the dog will fuck the daugther and suck the son's dick.

Then the mother will suck the son's dick while fucking by the dog, and the father will fuck the daugther, while the daugther fingering the grandmother, while the grandmother licks the son's asshole.

In the end, the father and the son will cum in the dog's ass and later force it to make a Cream pie, by forcing it to shit the cum out.
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The agent was stuned. Then slowly he asked: " What do you call this?"

The Man said, smilling: "It's The Aristocrats!"

Hmm, I think I still need more practice, from time to time. So if one day you go on outside, and heard from somewhere near you, swearing, talking about son fucking, father felching, goat vomit, pee and shit, in a very loud tone, don't worry, it's just me acting normal.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

DBKL in Action!!

So, it was a rather boring week, clearing old house for the new owner, doing chores and helping my parents and all.

So, it's damn boring.

As usual, I went for dinner at 830pm (usually my dinner is 11pm, but today get hungry ealier), and stop by at Yee Fatt in Pudu pasar, my favourite night time dimm sum shop. At 9 o'clock, while i was paying for my food, which cost my RM20, which a lil over price for 1 person. Then 3 cars out of nowhere, 2 modified pick-up truck and 1 van, stop in front of the shop! It was DBKL! One of them even stop behind my car, blocking my car!

The DBKL mobile!

Another 2 DBKL Mobiles!

I was like "OMG!! They going to get me! They block my car so they are going to persuit me on foot!! No! Must run away!"

Then, 7 to 8 full grown man jump out, some of them holding a stick with ropes at the end hanging out! I was like " Oh no they are going to hang me in the public! Stay Calm!! Don't move and they will ignore me! I read somewhere they can't see lights and only react to movement!" So, I remain calm.

Then few of them pointing on 2 stray dogs nearby. OH~~~ They wasn't after me. They sneak behind quetly as the stray dogs sound asleep, chilling on the floor, and then, one of those DBKL caught 1! And the other one runs away, hiding under a truck.So, I quickly flash out my new camera phone from birthday present, to snap a few pics.

One of the dog hiding under the truck.

This guy trying to out smart a dog, I think it wasn't working well.

I was amazed how DBKL works, so effecient, can never believe how thing ended so fast. I was there for whole 2 minutes, watching 7 full grown man, well equip, catching 2 stray dogs, its like watching TV, while cops pursuiting bad guys, just that this one minus the sirens, and lots of barking. Too bad I wasn't fast enough to snap some dog pics.

This is the most action I got for 2 weeks or so. BTW I heard that there's a pocket bike curcuit near Ampang, might go there and try it out.

Now, it's 15 minutes to 010203040506.